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Yuron came over to my house to visit Jasper. Yuron loved Jasper to death, (unlike that stupid Oliver and Jacob.) and only left when it was midnight. He is a great father!
But, it's hard to manage 2 kids at once! The breaks I took were only very short, maybe only one hour before I had to clean the house or take care of a crying kid! What did I get my self in to???!!!
Baby 2, Jasper Bell and his somewhat developed, unknown brown hair. (Me and Yuron both had black hair!)
I bought another sleeping bag for Jacob. (We were low on funds, and we chose green to minimize confusion)
I tried to pick up my little brother, Jasper. Man, he was getting to be big! I felt very lucky to be the oldest brother of my soon to be 99 brothers and sisters!
That morning, I woke up bright and early for the school bus. It was very much bigger than I expected!
After Jacob left for school, I went to a house that had two new people living there. I surprisingly met The Devil! He would be the perfect father of a little demon baby!
It was very easy to persuade him, since he told me he wanted a little baby demon! I bought the Devil his favorite flowers in his favorite color.
The Devil seemed to take a liking to scaring his roomate, Marcus Blake (thanks to marcusspencer13) whenever he didn't expect it. I told the Devil to get over to his bed so we would hopefully have a little demon girl!
The days went on and my bump started to show. After this pregnancy, I will have been pregnant three times. (I already memorized the backaches, nausea, and cravings!)
A few weeks later, I invited the Devil over to check on his soon to be born baby girl. I told him that Dr. Blueflame said that it was near 100% positive chace of a girl. But, when we were watching TV, my water broke, and entered labor! I didn't want to go to the hospital (so we could save some extra bucks,) but the labor was getting way to painful and severe unlike the last two times, but I still didn't want to go to the hospital. Jacob, being a hero, called 911, and soon an ambulance took me to the hospital!
After a painful and severe 10 hours of labor, the doctor told me that if Jacob never called 911, I could have died! I was kind of mad, because I got ANOTHER boy! Oh well, next time, I'm going on a STRICT diet of only watermelons. Anyways, this is my little devil, Baby 3, Edward Bell! He had his father's red demon skin, and two stumps on his back, where his demon wings would grow when he gets older. Stay tuned for a Baby 4. Hopefully next time, it's a girl!